that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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