How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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