What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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