Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Randomize
