Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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