i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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