Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You dont lie about slip and slides
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I fill condoms, not promises.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
