She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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