is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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