tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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