Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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