Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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