so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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