Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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