when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
