No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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