That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
