I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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