I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You took a bar mat shot.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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