You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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