I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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