I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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