So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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