Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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