so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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