Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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