so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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