Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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