I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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