i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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