please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He felt like a one man threesome
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
