And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
