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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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