I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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