Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
