butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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