I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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