I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
