I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
