I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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