he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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