Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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