When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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