tell your sister to shave her snatch
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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