Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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