someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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