Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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