Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize
