If i come over, it means nothing
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This house was built for laser tag.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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