He kissed a someone with a penis
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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