the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
