Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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